Nonce

Somebody who uses the reset button on Wreckfest.

That fucking nonce just reset as I was about to hit him.

by Gertdin March 1, 2020

big strokey fucking nonce

leighton....just.leighton

AHHHHHHHHH LEIGHTON big strokey fucking nonce IS A GET AWAY FROM ME

by LIAM DOESNOTLIKEMELODY June 25, 2019

Noncerism

The act of being stared at by a 35+ aged boomer in public.

M: "Absolute noncerism, big bitch Becky is staring at us again."
E: "Oh for fucks sake. She should get some treatment for that noncerism of hers."

by donkey leg November 13, 2020

Ginger nonce

Ginger nonce

Marcus likes blonde kids that make him a ginger nonce

by Imaprick242 April 23, 2019

nonce

slang name for celtic football club, a team for victims of child abuse and religious buggery.

we beat nonce fc 2-0 the other day

by rab douglas February 24, 2005

Greasy Nonce Nugget

A phrase used in calling a BIG FAT CUNT WHO IS A DIRTY PAEDOPHILE!!!!

YOU BIG FAT "GREASY NONCE NUGGET", DEAD NAN NO MOM GAY DAY YOUR SISTER GOT DOWN SYNDROME SO BAD SHE GOT UP, LEFT AND RIGHT SYNDROME TOO YOU FUCKING COCK GOBBLING DOPPELGANGER!!!

by Flabbagooder January 12, 2015

nonce

The sort of man that would come into your life, principly, to rape your babies. He may be a 'relative', or a 'complete stranger'. Will either befriend you or find ways of getting close enough to you to get at your children.
This may sound strange, but, he may even find a criminal way of impregnating you while you sleep and steal the undeveloped fetus for sex with the baby.

For many years, they drugged and raped me and stole my babies as I slept, and then raped the babies. He must be a nonce.

by janetw May 5, 2006