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Nolan

An absolute idiot of a man who cannot comprehend the most basic of the English lexicon, let alone any tounges of which he is not native to.
Look, it's Nolan, did you know he's illiterate?
by FrederickBonLexi October 26, 2020
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Nolan is… well what can I say? He is addicted to the ladies, and he tends to try and run if there is work to do. But he has a heart full of love and he falls in love fast and hard. If you have a Nolan you better keep him in check, but treasure him. Don’t let him drink to much or sleep around and maybe someday he will become the awesome dude he was made to be. The best way to distract a Nolan is to throw a cute furry animal in front of him or tell him he has a nice butt.
Why is Nolan always on the can when we have work to do?
by TheUnderCurrent July 4, 2022
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Did you hear that nolan?
by hottopicTm April 19, 2020
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Dirty Nolan

The act of sucking one’s own dick while receiving a piss enema.
“Me and my boyfriend Zack tried a dirty Nolan last night :3”
by MuntedSquirel May 22, 2025
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a sexy hot sexy cool cfunny person
wow i love nolan
by todorokis.waifu February 15, 2024
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A complete utter asshole Nolan will fuck with your life and not care about it and move on With their life.
Nolan is crazy and selfish.
by Dumb beeeech November 21, 2021
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Nolan is that guy who heavily fetishizes ww2 (to where his fixation is almost erotic), watches girls und panzer, listens to sabaton, and spends hours playing garrys mod Star Wars RP every day after school. It's not uncommon for Nolans to secretly engage in homosexual erotic RP on G+ or twitter after the end of a long day.

Nolans were very common throughout the mid 2010's, however there is scarce evidence that those affected by Nolanism can truly recover, with many Nolans remaining the same until this day.
This man has the most severe case of Nolanism I have ever seen.

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p1. I kinda wanna go out with him...
p2. ew, no you don't, he's a Nolan.
by khhhhs December 17, 2019
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