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Noah

Noah is a charming and handsome guy who knows how to treat a girl right. He has an amazing personality and sense of humor, he is smart and very attractive. He can jam out to any music with you but country is his favorite. NEVER let Noah go because you will regret it.
Girl 1: omg look at Noah over there he is so hot
Girl 2:dude I wish I didn’t let him go
Girl 1:I am so lucky to have Noah later tonight he said we are going for a ride in his truck to rock out to country music

Girl 2: omg he is the sweetest
by Madi05 June 29, 2020
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Noah

Anyone who has this name is absolutely going to be a piece of shit.
by bjebdbdednejde November 12, 2020
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Noah

A stupid cunt who fractured his humurus. Good at throwing things such as poles and rainbow six siege games. Also a massive drug dealer
Anton: where's Noah gone?
Isaac: he said he was "going out"
Anton:drug deal?
Isaac: yop
by FatKidSmallWilly May 2, 2019
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Noah

Can be a huge dick, but overall is a good friend. He can be really sexual and annoying sometimes, but always makes u laugh when ur down. He is usually dating someone because he is so fucking attractive, he can be gay sometimes,but he always says no homo. Overall, Noah is a very, good, and sometimes annoying friend.😋
You: hey Noah! How's it going?

Noah: fuck me in the ass so hard

You:...

Noah: no homo tho

You:ok, so how's ur day?

Noah: go away faggot

You:oof
by Dylbil March 29, 2019
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Noah

Guy1 : Have you met Noah?
Guy2 : Yea He's A Dick
by Derekster06_is_my_Xbox April 26, 2019
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Noah

Big boat, lots of animals, crazy guy.
by jfields99 November 5, 2017
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Noah

An ugly rat with a cockroach above his lip, a cunt with no friends and a big ass wimp, refers to woman as objects and hoes, a cocky bastard that is disrespectful to everything and everyone, not only that but a racist narcissist that thinks hes always right , with his pineapple head ass - no offense
PERSON 1: "Noah need to take off whatever is above his lip cause that aint it, maybe its just his face in general"
PERSON 2: "He is so ugly and he claims that he gets "hoes" but they run once they see his shrimp thats if theres anything to see in the first place and hes a pass around so i dont know why hes referring to them as hoes"

PERSON 3: " The only reason why niggas hang around him is just to use him he aint got no friends"
PERSON 4: "Boy gets pushed around by girls and cries when someone puts that fool in his place"
by n0 offense May 21, 2022
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