Swag

A word that many people abuse because they're fucking stupid. Swag DOES NOT mean Something We Americans Got, you retards. It originally meant Sealed With A Gift and was given to celebrities as rewards. But I hate swag because God dammit kids use it, slenderman uses it, Even the dictionary has a spot for swag I mean cause fuck it, right? JUST FUCK IT.

I'm swagalitious, motherfuckers

by Swagalitious August 25, 2013

Swag

The most annoying fucking word you will ever hear.

Guy 1: Yo, I got total swag
Guy 2: (Smashes Guy 1's head with a hammer)

by Someperson3435 April 20, 2013

swag

s.w.a.g. (noun/acronym)— the one thing everyone wants; sex with andrew garfield.

1–“man, andrew garfield is so hot”
2–“i’d have swag every day man”

by ShivacadoeHolland December 27, 2021

Swag

It means "Secretly We are Gay" It's a group made in the 60's

Guy 1 : I got that swag
Guy 2 : That means Secretly We Are Gay Dumbass
Guy 1 : Shit.

by SpaceChicken June 12, 2017

SWAG

SWAG comes from a 1960s gay club it means: Secretly We Are Gay. So if you're straight don't say this.

person: SWAG
other person: that means you're gay

by lileah November 18, 2020

Swag

Those faggot queer people who wear basketball shorts, nike shirts, those shitty elite socks, and those gay basketball shoes. Usually plays basketball and thinks he's a ladies man although hes probably a gaybo in disguise. Generally one of those people who says they fucked your mom when you beat them in Call of Duty.

Swag: "I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU BITCH!"

Person: "You must be a Swag."

by Long-Sleeve Pants November 29, 2014

swag

the exact opposite of my dad

me: you aren’t swag

father: yes i am >:’(

by Kazuichi souda kinnie March 16, 2021