Nexcellence

Next Level Excellence

"Hey man, that party tomorrow night is gunna be nexcellence."

by Maddiggittydawg August 1, 2019

nextu

hot strong muscular guy

- fuck nextu
- yes

by nextu November 13, 2020

nextdoor

An app and social media website for people to talk about their neighborhoods. It's mostly filled with boomers complaining about shit that doesn't matter and that one really passionate guy that cares about everything. Its most useful feature is a marketplace type section to list things you are selling.

Gotta get my mom off nextdoor, I don't think it's healthy for her.

by LizardInACan October 21, 2021

Next Slide

An interjection used to indicate that the subject of a presentation is understood, obvious, or boring. Indicates that the person presenting the information should move to the "next slide."

Bob: "The amortization schedule will reflect 30 years of accrued interest over the principal..."
Carol: "Next slide..."

by omg astro glide August 25, 2022

next ball impossible

The physical exactitude and precision required to become a member of the up and coming generation of professional tennis players.

Uhhh, yeah. That shot was next ball impossible for anyone but a nextGen Pro Tennis player. They’re just blowing the older guys off of the court.

by YAWA September 5, 2022

Next Day Shakes

The Jitters and shakes followed by a big session or long weekend of drinking. The only cure is to start drinking again or just suck it up and hope you make it through the day.

Ahh man! I’m fucking dying, What was I drinking last night!?… I’ve got some major next day shakes!

by Raye Gunn February 14, 2023

Bitch next door disease

When someone just compulsively makes bitch noises right outside of your door or window or the wall next to your head while you try to sleep. Often on drugs, most likely narcotics and/or alcohol, the infected person will not be able to stop afflicting those within the noise's vicinity until they become tired. Benzos are recommended. Bitch-next-door-disease is not a syndrome, as it has only one symptom; bitchmouth. See also: bitchmouth. Bitchnextdoor disease, or b.n.d.d. , or bein deedee, IS contagious. More dangerously though, it can lead to anxiety and tension in uninfected observers as well as jet-lag syndrome, insomnia, parasomnia,nervousness, and indigestion.

"The neighbor has bitch next door disease, she hasn't stopped yelling in the parking lot for an hour. "
"The hotel room next to mine is infected with bitchnextdoor disease, I wonder if they should quarantine."

by LordFreezaBeeza April 11, 2016