Kyol Newton

Kyol Newton

Why is he such a charmer? He's not. He's Kyol Newton.

by XBenderX July 27, 2011

Cam newton

A guy who wanted to make some things happen in Carolina, but let the people who wanted to run him off run him off in the end. It's really not enjoyable to play football with people in your own town trying to run you off, the bullshit gets old after years and years of it. He will do well in New Orleans, just like the people who wanted to run him off wanted to see happen.

Cam Newton was headed to doing some things in Carolina, then all the good things got fucked up and turned into bullshit.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Tristan Newton

He is soooooo sexy and hot he gets all of the hottest girls, and His birthday is going to be April 12 and he is the baddest ever and like I said he is soo sexy.

hey its tristan newton he must be sexy

by fjlksd November 12, 2020

Fig Newton

A FIG is a pear shaped fruit with sweet dark flesh and many seeds. NEWTON, John is the man who wrote Amazing Grace. Do your research. Quit being so ignorant. John Newton was a proclaimed Christian after being a captain of slave ships. I won't go into history of him becoming a slave...etc...etc... you need to do it. Rise above ignorance. It is not just black and white. It is more than that. Pick up a BOOK and pass the DROW.

FIG NEWTON

by Gentile22,, July 19, 2016

Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe

A tiny village with no significance in the North Yorkshire Moors with a pub that has no significance anymore ran by an overweight soon-to-have-a-heart-attack man. In general Newton is a very dreary village mostly containing over 45 year old's that are in their mid-life crisis. The kids in the village either down at the local park (the only fun place in the village)
or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea.

Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.

Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.

Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe
Man 1: I'm off teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.

Man 2: I'm fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower

by mc.rib246 February 12, 2020

The Nipple Newton

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".

Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!

by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018

Doing a Newton

An insult referring to the act of repeating ones words two or more times, as did Newton in the cartoon Hercules.

Drunkest of 3 Dudes says "Hey, want a beer?" (16 seconds later) "Hey, want a beer?"

Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."

Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"

by trobLd January 24, 2011