negative sideburns

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline . the reasons for this are unclear, but may be a protective mechanism against inadvertently displaying ginger burns.

Did you see our bosses new haircut?
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.

by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

Negative Swag

The condition of having abnormally low swag.

WOW, Tristan Watson has negative swag. Homeboy tripped kicked out his own feet in the process of whiffing a simple pass.

by /?? February 11, 2009

nagitostieduparm

Nagitostieduparm is a great tiktoker who slowly turns their house into Nagito Komaeda🛐🧑 🦳

“Omg stop or i’ll pull a Nagitostieduparm”

“hey no please leave my house out of this!!”

by Maki best girl 👁 March 4, 2021

negative feature

A bad feature that is marketed as a good one.

There's not cut-copy-paste metaphor in my operating system. Isn't that fantastic?!

by Bungalow Bill November 2, 2001

nagito komaeda

nagito komaeda is obsessed with hope overpowering despair, but sometimes people treat him badly and alienate him plz give him lots of hugs :(

person 1: oh you know nagito komaeda?

person 2: yeah he’s a creep

person 1: *slaps person 2* HES AMAZING U ARE THE CREEP *runs over to nagito to hug him*

by fr0ggg February 15, 2021

negative sideburns

occur when the side burns are cut even with the top of the curl of the ear or shorter. Sightings are primarily in rural and suburban areas, but every once and a while urban sightings happen.

Omg that hill billy has some "negative sideburns".

by the wolf-man April 4, 2009

NegativeKB

NegativeKB is currently #1 on Skycade KitPvP with the goal of reaching 100,000 kills on their server. His ego is high because of his high kill count, every time he kills someone his ego goes up by +1.

He was the best staff no doubt

Random1: Who keeps ruining my Kill Death Ratio?

Random2: it's NegativeKB! He's the best!

by Negggative October 9, 2019