car-window narcissist

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.

Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist

by kayanker January 13, 2011

Not A Narcissist

The person who understands the fact that time is completely perspective based, not relative.

I am not a narcissist.

by DictionaryOfTheFish April 21, 2021

Narcissist

Donald Trump

The Donald Trump believes his own lies and narcissist bullshit and thinks others do as well.

by Coquetta August 27, 2017

narcissistic

See Steve Jobs, the dumbass who claims he's better than Windows OS and Linux.

Steve Jobs is a narcissistic prick who claims that his Mac is better when it's the same things as a PC except it can't play games. Dipshit.

by OLOL January 29, 2007

Narbies

In short, testicles... balls... part of the male genitalia. Commonly used in public settings so as not to upset those around you.

"Dude, I heard that Megan kicked Justin straight in the narbies after she found out about him sleeping with Rachel"

"So I took my dog, Bogie, to the vet the other day to get his narbies cut off."

by cfine! :o) May 24, 2006

narcisissdick

This refers to when the ego revolves around one's penis.

No sir, I was not staring at your crotch. Stop being so narcisissdick!

by kevbin September 16, 2013

Narcissistic Inception

Sharing multiple posts, blogs, videos, pages that you created on posts, videos, blogs, pages that you created.

Oh man did you see that video of JanisMan via JanisMan by JanisMan on JanisMan.com? It was Narcissistic Inception!!

by Rhondor February 10, 2014