Dad: "Can you grab me something that is a non-penis?"
You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"
Dad: "Perfect!"
Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"
You and Dad: "Me!"
You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"
Dad: "Perfect!"
Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"
You and Dad: "Me!"
by philadave69 May 17, 2009
Get the non-penismug. A golf ball that does not conform to USGA and/or R&A guidelines for competitive use. This term is derived from the phrase "non-conforming".
Such balls are generally slightly smaller and heavier than ordinary balls approved for tournament play, allowing them to fly farther than their counterparts under comparable conditions.
Such balls are generally slightly smaller and heavier than ordinary balls approved for tournament play, allowing them to fly farther than their counterparts under comparable conditions.
Dude, did you see little Johnny's tee shot? He just drove the *&^%$# greenside bunker on that 480-yard Par 4!
Check his ball, he must be playing a non-con.
Check his ball, he must be playing a non-con.
by Par72 July 11, 2010
Get the non-conmug. People who dont follow fads or fashion or are against classing and grouping, quite often 'goth', but really do those things because of the fact that they call theselves non-conformists and everyone else conformists of non-non-conformists or whatever. Some are just wannabes, and just say 'everyone likes that and im a non-conformist, so i cant like that'. A real non-conformist would like stuff before it was fashonable, during its fashionableness and after its gone out of fashion.
Ewmigosh look at those pants (insertnamehere) is wearing!
Week later: Oh yeah these pants are hot!
Week after that: (insertnamehere) is still wearing those pants. They are soo last week.
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Im such a non-conformist. Everyone likes and wears earrings. I hate earrings now.
Week later: Oh yeah these pants are hot!
Week after that: (insertnamehere) is still wearing those pants. They are soo last week.
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Im such a non-conformist. Everyone likes and wears earrings. I hate earrings now.
by Lisah April 30, 2006
Get the non-conformistmug. 1. Latin phrase roughly translating as "doesn't follow" (think: not-in-sequence), i.e. 'non-sequitur' describes something that doesn't follow on from the preceeding information or context. Often used as a form of humour.
2. Rotate the giraffe.
2. Rotate the giraffe.
by phantom oddity May 20, 2004
Get the Non Sequiturmug. The identity of true American patriots opposing the extreme socialist agenda of the Democratic Party and President Joe Biden, arguably the worst commander-in-chief in the history of the United States.
In the wake of Joe Biden’s disastrous presidency that has featured record inflation, a completely botched withdrawal from Afghanistan, chaos at the Southern border, and constant government overreach, more freedom-loving Americans are coming out as Non-Bidenary.
by Ew, Democrats July 9, 2022
Get the Non-Bidenarymug. Someone who identifies as something other than a binary gender. The binary genders being male and female.
by NøtTylerJøseph21 November 4, 2016
Get the Non-binarymug. A normal person who enjoys a diet that includes meat, fish and dairy ) or any combination of the three) along with other vegetables, fruits and grains.
by Big Ed January 21, 2020
Get the Non-veganmug.