dip your feet in my ass 

From overly excited tourist on YouTube. The saying is "take your shoes off and dip your feet in my ass". For when your excited, impressed, or surprised.

My friend: look there's karate kid!!
Me: NO WAY take your shoes off and dip your feet in my ass I can't believe it

dip your feet in my ass by peyamna April 17, 2019

Want to fuck my ass!?

A very good ice breaker, shit stopper or when you feel like being random.

Buddha: want to fuck my ass!?
GINGER : WTF!!

ramdom chick: fuck yeah!

Want to fuck my ass!? by BigMFginger July 6, 2019

suck a fart out my ass

this is another way of saying kiss my ass or I don't give a fuck

someone random: FUCK YOU
you: shut the fuck up you can suck a fart out my ass BITCH

suck a fart out my ass by add me on xbox @bamboy278 February 11, 2022

five fingers in my ass 

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.

"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright

five fingers in my ass by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ by Senapi April 21, 2021

Take a snap out of my ass 

Synonymous with telling someone to piss off, up yours, and fuck off. Used in a usually stern voice.

Thomas was being grumpy to everyone at work, so his friend Carlos told him to "take a snap out of my ass" when he became rude to him.

Kim told everyone to "take a snap out of her ass" because she didn't feel good.

Take a snap out of my ass by Carmine Crow April 30, 2022

drag my ass 

doing something without enthusiasm, or against one's wishes

I hate my job, I just drag my ass aroung all day. or drag your ass, drags her ass

drag my ass by rgebishop August 18, 2006