mushroom

A yummy fungus that grows in the dark and feeds on manure

I must be a mushroom, people keep me in the dark, and feed me bullshit

by EZ 2 September 25, 2008

mushroom tattoo

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...

by seamus October 9, 2003

purple mushroom stamp

NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.

i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar

by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005

mushroom farm.

A farm of psychidelic mushrooms on Lime Kiln Middle school grounds run by platypuses.

'I have a proposition to make. I am going to start a mushroom farm. Run by platypuses.'

'Ahah! It's recess! Time to go to the mushroom farm!'

by Nicoleeeeeee. April 10, 2005

mushroom tap

the act of tapping the head of your penis on a girls head during oral sex.

Lat night, when I was getting head, I mushroom tapped that chick.

by dom s December 24, 2007

Mushroom tits

When a womans boobs hang over her bra

dude that fat chick has mad ugly mushroom tits

by DVK November 26, 2005

Mushroom headed warrior

In reference to the abnormaly large male genetalia, mushroom headed warrior refers to the unique shape of the head of a male cock, that symbolizes the shape of a mushroom...magical or not. In refernce to one who conqures or slays female genetalia.

this one chick couldnt handle my mushroom headed warrior....and so i didnt pay her.

by Samandcori May 3, 2006