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suburban mailbox

a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.
swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.
by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009
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text-mail

a text message that clearly shouldve been an email, by exceeding the amount of characters in a standard text message (160 characters). Hence, wasting your time by having to piece together 2+ messages to make sense.

can also occur when someone starts the text off as an advertisment and ends with something along the lines of their life story
Sender: ...theres a sale at my work right now coz the boss is away... dont tell the boss... omg when i was working yesterday i heard this song that reminded me of this time we hung out at the beach, and i met that guy who i thought was really nice and he was for like a month and then he turned out to be a jerk...

Reciever: uhm, what? she couldve sent me an email! i hate getting text-mail ugh.
by awesomeAshhh December 15, 2009
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Daily Mail

A British tabloid newspaper, known for its extreme right-wing views, and obsession with things that cause cancer (almost everything) and things that prevent or cure cancer (the same things that cause it, but in a different edition).

Its single redeeming feature is the Saturday TV supplement, which is surprisingly good and comprehensive.
The Daily Mail says that red wine prevents cancer!

The Daily Mail says that red wine causes cancer!
by Beermat May 17, 2017
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Dick mailer

One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.
Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.

Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!
by JakE May 21, 2007
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mailing

The definition of mailing is to message/ text a girl on Facebook/instagram etc.

The main purpose and meaning is to Flirt with a girl or Go out with her. upa divis
You'd send a text "what's happening x"
And then from then on out buck er. Mailing
by I'll mail ur bird February 9, 2017
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mailman

by Anonymous September 27, 2003
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you got mail

The phrase I hear every time I check my aol email that makes me want to punch a wall.
"YOU GOT MAIL"
"omg wtf stfu" *punches wall*
by g f b February 27, 2008
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