A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.
The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."
by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018
Get the Money Stitch mug.Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.
I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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John - " Yo Jimmy, did Eric ever pay you the 400 bucks he owes you?"
Jimmy - " Nah, man"
John - " WTF, smack that homeboy!"
Jimmy - " Not yet. It's money over fists, I'll wait till he pays up and then drop the hammer on him!"
Jimmy - " Nah, man"
John - " WTF, smack that homeboy!"
Jimmy - " Not yet. It's money over fists, I'll wait till he pays up and then drop the hammer on him!"
by Snoop Legend July 1, 2019
Get the Money over Fists mug.a buggy moley is a female of questionable virtues, who works for the man who owns the buggy.
The boss man gets the 'buggy moley' to harness his horse and hitch it to the buggy when he goes off to visit the local establishment for a quenching ale and a raunchy hooker.
The boss man gets the 'buggy moley' to harness his horse and hitch it to the buggy when he goes off to visit the local establishment for a quenching ale and a raunchy hooker.
The buggy moley is called a moley because she drives him to the said establishment and 'warms him up' on the way by performing lewd acts, as the boss man isn't as young as he used to be and his oven must be stoked slowly to start the fire.
When the horse and buggy are snowed in or if the boss just cant be fagged going to the pub for a drinky and root, he calls upon his buggy moley to satisfy his dirty desires, if she is a very well trained buggy moley, she will even let him do her up the bum!
When the horse and buggy are snowed in or if the boss just cant be fagged going to the pub for a drinky and root, he calls upon his buggy moley to satisfy his dirty desires, if she is a very well trained buggy moley, she will even let him do her up the bum!
by Cabinboy September 3, 2007
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by ChodieCheese September 29, 2009
Get the grocery money mug.Vince: Have you ever played stinky money?
Tyler: is that the game where you put money up your ass?
Vince: yes.
Tyler:No, I'm not gay
Tyler: is that the game where you put money up your ass?
Vince: yes.
Tyler:No, I'm not gay
by M.C. Skinney January 2, 2011
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