Massaro

The single greatest last name known to man-kind.

Everyone: "I wish my last name was Massaro!"

Me: "Yeah, i know."

by Massaro =D April 21, 2009

hex message

A nasty, malicious and/or subtly unnerving text sent from someone (usually a current or ex-girlfriend) designed to get inside the recipient's head and ruin their day/night.

A good example would be 'Your roomate says Hi' from a recently broke up with ex girlfriend right as the former boyfriend is entering his favorite bar for the evening.

"yeah dude let's fuckin' party!"
*phone beeps, looks at phone, goes sheet white, swallows hard and puts the phone back in pocket*
"oh man looks like the ex-gf just hit him with the hex message, he's worthless for the night"

by Nick Beam May 9, 2008

The Massachusetts Meat Grinder

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.

After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.

by CarlyDanialsBand69 April 7, 2010

double message

After ignoring a facebook message/text from a playa tryin' to "get with you", they proceed to send a second (or even THIRD) message.
Which you again ignore.

Playa:"lets hang out"
*ignore*
Playa:"whats your number?"
*ignore*
Playa:"we need to chill"
*ignore*

this ^ is a double message.

by Playahata696969 January 24, 2011

Message Board Terrorist

A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.

Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!

Allah Akpost!

by Wadatah November 9, 2008

Text Messaging

The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.

Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!

by Fuck Texting Just Call me December 14, 2010

Massachussetts

Usually abbreviated mass since nobody knows how to spell it. Capital is Boston. Home to the great colleges of B.U B.C (yes they are different), Harvard, Tufts, Merrimack, UMASS(Amherst, Salem, Lowell, Boston) and lots more.

Sport teams: Boston Red Sox (who's fans hate the Yankees), New England Patriots, Bruins, Celtics

Many people have the boston accent. The boston accent is the hardest to imitate since not many people know when to drop r's or add an r, but everybody knows the saying" Pahk the cah in havahd yahd". If you are not from boston, you will most likely not understand this accent. The word wicked is used alot. Means very.

Massachussets does allow gay marriage and the drivers usually can't drive/are totally lost/go really slow and yell at you for going the speed limit or have insane road rage/love to speed and flip you off for no reason.

Has muggy hot summers, wicked cold winters, and chilly spring/fall. Sometimes the weather gets all messed up and its hot during winter and snowing in the summer (yes that actually happened once). Has beaches, lakes, rivers, mountains, fields, Six Flags, and other amazing stuff.

I went into boston with out of state friends and they couldn't understand what anybody was saying, were always being yelled at on the road for going the speed limit, saw somebody being yelled at for loving the Yankees.
Massachussetts is fucking insane.

by Massachussetts is hard to spel August 8, 2009