Mohamed

The prophet of the second largest religion in teh world, Islam.

Pray for Allah
pray to Mohamed

by Ilovemohamed August 14, 2009

Mohammed

Mohammed is a dumb ass who thinks the world revolves around him . He thinks that he has a big dick and always tries to show off. The only reason people like Mohammed is because he hangs out with the “popular” kids , when in reality he’s just a clout chaser . He always tries to make others feel bad about themselves and always blames others for his problems. He’s just a dick

Hey isn’t that your friend Mohammed?
Me: no he’s a FUCKING CLOUT CHASER

by Anonymous.1218 February 27, 2019

mobama

To have arms like Michelle Obama

I was at the gym yesterday working on my mobamas!

by FRCougar June 15, 2010

Moamen

Derived from "Moan" and Man"

A nickname for delinquent, lackadaisical fools, who's constant vainglorious grandiloquence can often be vexatious to others.

Moamen believe their opinions are indubitable, and their skills incomparable. They possess the only plausible answer to every conceivable question.

Professor: (asks question) "Class, this question is theoretical and has no right or wrong answer..."

Student 1: "Yes it does..." (and proceeds to answer question).

Student 2: "What a Moamen Bastard!"

by Big Lix November 20, 2010

Mohamed

The cutest motherfucker you will ever meet he is down to earth and is super attractive and kind he will also steal all your girls

Hey your being such a Mohamed i digg it

by 00loop062 April 24, 2018

Mohammed

Absolute chad that would give his life up for yours, tall as frick and a definite shoulder to cry on. Never judges you and is always looking to improve. Has probably saved you from suicide more than 2 times.
He's emotional and cries sometimes but that's what makes him special.

Jack: Broooo, I was on my way to the roof but when I saw him, I turned back around.
James: That must be Mohammed then UwU

by Meowspeare April 5, 2022

Mohamed

Bin Laden’s Nephew. STRAIGHT UP

Mohamed be boomin

by puesdonym January 30, 2020