Mongolian mouth music

The act of giving someone oral sex while the person receiving is throwing up.

Person 1: yo did you get with Jessica last night, you were pretty drunk.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.

by tuckandleoandaj January 21, 2024

Mongolian Mouth Music

The sounds of receiving oral sex while throwing up and or pulling trig

I got way too drunk last night, but that skank Bethany gave me that Mongolian Mouth Music

by Tuckajleo May 11, 2024

Mongolian tickle torture

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.

Mongolian tickle torture is agonizing

by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021

Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D June 06, 2011

mongolian skeet shooter

penis

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!

by whough March 11, 2022

Hot Mongolian

When you have sexual intercourse and contract an STD/STI from an Asian hooker

I should not have had sex with that Asian chick She gave me the Hot Mongolian dick

by Hot Mongolian June 07, 2022

Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 23, 2024