Pride Month

A commercialized holiday to celebrate LGBTQ+ themes. Originating out of the Stonewall riots over 40 years ago and popularized nationwide after the Supreme court's ruling on gay marriage in 2015, its now a marketing opportunity for profit hungry corporations and bought into by boring college freshman who are eager to embrace any identity they just discovered because it may make them even slightly interesting.

Stacy: "omg I can't wait for pride month"
Margo: "me to girlie, you know I'll be wearing my rainbow gear because I have no defining personality or hobbies so instead sexual identity shall be my substitute"

by jaybirdlaw June 3, 2019

UGLY MOTHAFUCKA

Someone who is hideous in appearance. Someone who has a hard time attracting women. A monster like appearance. Probably has never had sex due to their scary appearance. Shockingly ugly.

that mikey rehmeyer is one ugly mothafucka.

by djcost February 10, 2008

mothafudga

noun; used like motherfucker to mean someone who is an asshole to you or a biotch. someone who pisses u off.

Elana is a mothafudga & Stephanie is a mothafudga because they talk about my hairy vagina behind my motherfucking hairy back.

by Adrienne Kay September 9, 2007

monthly jellyfish sneezes

When a girl is on her period and she sneezes and it feels like a jellyfish came out her vagina

"I have a serious case of the Monthly Jellyfish Sneezes..."

by I name things. May 2, 2016

one month stand

when you see someone for couple of weeks or months, and when turns out that the person is really into you, you realize you have absolutely no feelings for her/him. the one gets a broken heart and you get an enemy. involves terrible moral hangover and everybody thinking you as an idiot.

"I had a one month stand with this girl and now her friends keep bugging me telling me how awful person I am."

by plaoto July 13, 2009

Perfect Month

A month whose 1st date comes on Monday and all the Sundays in that particular month follows the date pattern of 7 14 21 28 is known as Perfect Month. The name Perfect comes from the fact that it follows table of 7 which is the number of days in a week. Also, monday is considered as the first day of the week, hence coming of monday on the 1st date of a month is considered as Perfect Month.

Sam: This month is pretty busy, the work load is so damn heavy. I can't wait for weekends.
John: Sam "When sundays are coming this month".
Sam: Its a Perfect Month.
John: Man, weekend will be coming so damn late.

by Reet Awwsum June 10, 2013

pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.

A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.

by GTrain88 April 24, 2015