Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.
This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.
by Nork^er January 14, 2019
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musty mitten

dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy
Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.
by jesx95 February 10, 2014
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piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.
Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens
by Lads4 February 22, 2020
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Sid Mitten

a man who is sexy on the next level. when you see this man you will literally feel your body combust all over.
god youre so sid mitten right now.
by GanjGoblin November 29, 2024
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put the mittens on em

The act of beating someone up
Nkcubz wasn't playing he really put the mittens on em
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mittenized

Just had mind blowen orgasmic sex with a sexy guy named mittens
She got mittenized last night
by mittens17 December 03, 2014
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Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists
That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.
by xanadude313 August 21, 2019
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