Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 14, 2011

Nature Mitten

What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth

Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."

by PiRaTiCaL WeNcH October 9, 2012

pine mitten

the progeny of a pine marten

that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...

by paddymoo March 8, 2009

Mittens

A silly little skrunkly we love mittens here
he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!

"hey do u know that one mf named mittens"

"fuck yeah i love mittens!!"

by Scootziescoots November 21, 2021

mittens

when a lesbian grinds on another woman. the lips will touch each other and fold making a mittens

Ell: you were great last night

Dream: Thanks, I love doing mittens with you

by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021

Mittens

A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.

However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.

Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.

by jadis666 March 12, 2023

Mittens

Chua Yu Sheng's favourite thing to flick

"I wanna flick those mittens so bad 💪👈😩"

by -Average George fan November 4, 2021