wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 14, 2011

Nature Mitten

What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth

Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."

by PiRaTiCaL WeNcH October 9, 2012

pine mitten

the progeny of a pine marten

that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...

by paddymoo March 8, 2009

pink mittens

Inserting both hands into the vaginas of two women at once, so they act like mittens for your fists. Similar to double-fisting.

Wow... those two sisters were total sluts! I even got to get myself a pair of pink mittens last night!

by danconia April 15, 2011

butt mittens

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.

I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.

by JesseEatsThisAss January 11, 2023

Cheesy Mitten

a nickname for the state of Wisconsin.

Hey, have you visited the cheesy mitten yet?

by odinhirules August 29, 2022