Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 14, 2011

pine mitten

the progeny of a pine marten

that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...

by paddymoo March 08, 2009

mittens

a protecter for your hands when you are cooking

you are baking it is done you open it with your mittens

by animefanlo September 26, 2021

Mittens

A silly little skrunkly we love mittens here
he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!

"hey do u know that one mf named mittens"

"fuck yeah i love mittens!!"

by Scootziescoots November 21, 2021

mittens

when a lesbian grinds on another woman. the lips will touch each other and fold making a mittens

Ell: you were great last night

Dream: Thanks, I love doing mittens with you

by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021