banana mustache

peeling off the condom after sex using the girls nostrils and upper lip.

"Daaaaamn Latoya! Yous got a creamy banana mustache!!!

by Stuart Milton August 25, 2008

Mustache ride

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.

Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.

by Hexum March 1, 2005

French Mustache

At the climax of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates his man créme across the upper lip and adding an aristic swirl to each end. This gives the illusion that the women has a french mustache.

Dude my girl thought it was funny to use teeth while doming me last night, but I set her straight. I slapped a french mustache on that bitch

by Kevin Sandusky March 10, 2011

MustacheCore

Abbriviated xMUSTACHExCOREx or simply mxc
1. Used when something is too hardcore to be called hardcore and must move up to an even better word.

2. Also to be used when you see a man (or ugly woman) with an intense mustache that likes, preforms in or is at at super duper hardcore show.

1. cool doood: hey douchebag,did you see that sick nasty nollie bigflip? it was totally mustachecore!
fag: fo sho!
2. another cool d00d: hey i saw this guy at mcdonalds wearing a liferuiner shirt and he had a crazycool handlebar mustache like muthafuckin hulk hogan!!. he'sprobably part of the next XXXmustacheXXcoreXXX band.

by xgingerkidx August 5, 2009

Cheese mustache

The act of slapping your un-circumcised dick against your partners upper lip and leaving a trail of "smegma" behind, to create a "cheese mustache".

Bill bring your un-circ over here and give me a cheese mustache

by Stacheman69 November 27, 2010

mustache

a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

are you going to the cock sucking ralley tonight or are you gonna shave that mustache

by drock August 15, 2004

date rape mustache

n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache

Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.

by Mr. KoZ January 13, 2008