Merlin

Merlin's are paler then snow and their eyes can be as far as 3 feet apart. Although they may look like a whiter version of Pepe don't let their looks deceive you, they are multiple times smarter then Pepe with an IQ of 65 and have the problem solving of a potato. When losing in a argument Merlin's will try to use tactics like raising of the voice and will also try to spit out random facts to convince you that you're wrong. Most Merlin's are very annoying and suck at everything they do. But be wary, any contact with Merlin's will surely drop your IQ.

"Oh look at that feminist over there, she is pulling a Merlin ; better not get in her way."

"Oh hey, look it's Merlin ; don't get to close or you'll have a nasty surprise."

by Merlin Reinders August 25, 2018

Merlina

holy fuck theres a female merlin??

MERLINA YOU FEMALE RACIST SHiT!!!

by wellsey February 24, 2005

merlined

a homosexual action in which a male puts his testicles into another mans mouth; named after the wizard Merlin in Harry Potter in respects to it being so hard to put another man's genitals in anothers mouth you must be Merlin

When Anthony merlined me last night, it was the best feeling I have ever had!

by Z. Diddy August 27, 2009

Mertins

One major Dumbfuck!

Look at the mertins hit his head on a steel beam. What-A-Mertins

by HUL-Z November 24, 2003

merlin122

A tool who has been told by the media that certain music is bad because the vocalist of a band actually sings. I wasn't aware that singing made a band 'emo'.

Merlin122: I am far too hardcore to listen to Mae because they have talent.

by Anonymous March 31, 2005

merkin

See also merikan

merkians over there shouting at the tv.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

merging

When two or more men accidentally find themselves sexually in bed together.

When Caleb was drunk he found himself merging into Roberts bed.

by Welvinthegreat November 16, 2015