menthol

Cool. Awesome in a smooth way.

Jay is always menthol with the ladies in the club.

by M. Comfort Smythe September 1, 2013

Filthy Martha Stuart

When a man stirs cooking utensils around in his girlfriends vagina for pleasure and satisfaction.

"My girlfriend was trying to cook...then I started giving her a Filthy Martha Stuart.

by Andrea Sandoval April 14, 2003

Meathead

Meathead is the common name for a species that is believed to be the evolutionary deadend from cross-breeding between chimpanzees and neanderthals. Meatheads may be identified by their physical traits which include abnormally large upper torso and especially large biceps (or “guns”) and low mental capacity. They may be observed in their natural environment "the gym" and typically congregate around squat racks and dumbells. They are often observed carrying gallon jugs of water and protein bars and/or shakes. It is highly recommended to speak slowly, using the most basic vocabulary when conversing with a Meathead.

Meathead1: "Have you tried the new protein powder? It has 51g per serving!!"

Meathead2: "Have you tried the new protein bar? It has 25g of protein!"

by weezy12 March 6, 2013

Meatheads

A person who achieves greatness through self-motivation, dedication and knowledge of the bodybuilding art. They are looked down upon by the weaker willed, excuse ridden, unmotivated scum of the Earth. A meathead strives to prove the power of the human body and potential dedication of the human mind. They do not demand respect; they earn it.

Landia Whales - "Look at those stupid meatheads"
Everyone else - "They looking dedicated, thick, solid and tight. It seems like they smart enough to understand the basics of nutrition, so who is stupid now?"

by mirin_zues_son August 28, 2012

Steamy Martha

First you fuck a girl all night long. Then you wake up extra early and leave a rose in front of her face and a hot steamy pile of shit in back of her and then leave. When she wakes up at her normal time she will smell the sweet rose and roll over in ecstacy thinking about the night before only to find that she has just shoved her nose in a pile of stinky shit.

A Steamy Martha is a good way to let your girl know that it's over.

by Strange Famous July 26, 2004

Martha

Martha: a beautiful, gorgeous girl with blonde hair. She can always make you smile even if you are sad.

If you’re a Martha you need a handsome boy called Cai

Martha is a gorgeous girl

by IffgamgghgfgCaigdjbedwards June 23, 2019

jersey meathook

Its when you are doing a girl doggy style, you slip your thumb in her asshole and cock it to the side and pull her back towards you.

he started with a jersey meathook and then pulled a dirty sanchez on her

by Dizzier March 4, 2005