Mercedes Mom

A white middle-aged mom who drives around in a mercedes that her husband paid for. They can’t pay for it because theyre middle class but they bought in anyway because they want to look as rich as possible

Dude... why whould you want to go to derek’s? His mom is a mercedes mom

by Pjh412 September 22, 2017

merked

To be badly beaten up or killed. Comes from the word Murded.

Geeza your gonna get merked

by Deckmaster171 May 31, 2006

mercedes

All girls called mercedes are BRATS,

Mercedes the girl at my school

by anon April 20, 2005

merked

1. Owned, lit up, pwned, etc.
2. A state of first being stabbed in the chest, followed by being anal raped.
3. Showing a sense of ownership over an item, followed by dissing it.

1.
Person A: Dude! Headshot!
Person B: Merked!

2.
Person A: Dude, I just got merked!
Person B: Damn, that sucks.

3.
Person A: Dude, your dog just got merked!

by Jimasd November 9, 2008

mercedes

The car that every Armenian rolls in or wants to have!

Armo Guy---> Bro did you see my new Mercedes? imma get mad ass in this fucker

by lenalena May 14, 2006

merseyside bukkake party

When a group of gentlemen engage in a bukkake party, however the fluids ejected are of a more excremental nature.

"A Merseyside Bukakke Party is not my idea of a good Christmas Celebration"

"Don't send me to the Merseyside Bukkake Party, this shirt is new"

by TheoBox September 10, 2009

Merced

a tall, very good-looking guy who can be very sweet and respectful, but can also be mean and mysterious. He is extremely smart, very weird in a really cool way, and very sexual.

Antonio: Merced is so cool!

Violet: I wish I had a boyfriend like Merced :(

by very pretty_flower February 24, 2015