Mexican Orchestra

The sound created by several workers lawnmowing, weed-whacking leafblowing and/or doing simple construction such as hammering or sawing.

My cracker ass tried to sleep-in a couple hours today but that damn mexican orchestra across the street was just too damn loud.

by markg May 9, 2006

Mexican

Probably the only term that is used to classify all hispanics living in america by dumbasses.

Brian: Wow check out that hot Mexican babe Johnny!

Johnny: Um, shes not from Mexico. Shes from Puerto Rico.

by Clm850 March 28, 2008

Mexican-American

A person of Mexican descent born and raised in the United States of America.

More Mexican-Americans voted for President in the 2004 election than in the year 2000.

by Paco March 16, 2005

Mexican Mudslide

The term used when one farts into another's drink. Add "double shot" when the fart is a shart.

1. Jocelyn left her drink unattended and Joshua gave it a Mexican Mudslide.

2. While giving Jocelyn a Mexican Mudslide, Joshua sharted and made it a Double-shot!

by JCheyLovesTheRedSox August 17, 2009

mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear

Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

by LongDukDong January 23, 2009

Mexican Spaceship

What some workers on a jobsite call the portable toilets (Port-a-Lav, Port-a-John, PortaPotty or what ever company name they go by in your region)

Overheard on a jobsite...Hey, look at those guys coming out of the Mexican Spaceship with their hard hat on...they look like astronauts of some sort...besides, who wears a hard hat to the toilet anyway?

by G.Industries June 18, 2006

Mexican garbage can

Anywhere other than an actual garbage can. Example: The ground.

While driving down the freeway, Jose threw is beer can out the window into the Mexican garbage can.

by Chauncey Holinsworth March 5, 2004