mendophobia

Fear of being lied to.

Never once met a woman who didn't suffer with some degree of mendophobia.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

mendophile

A lover of lies and deception.

I would try to be more honest if I wasn't such a committed mendophile.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

mendomaniac

A compulsive liar.

I can't believe a word she says because she's such a mendomaniac.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

mendophilia

The love of lies and deceit.

Some of these fake news guys have serious case of mendophilia.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

Menofire

When a woman experiences a hot flash, a common occurrence during menopause.

She: Honey is it hot in here?
He: No, you’re just on menofire again

by Nanriema January 22, 2018

Menomine

The men that are mine.

When you walk into a gay strip club and you see all he men and you say to yourself “ all the menomine”.

by Znasty34 June 21, 2018

Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018