melon off

Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons

Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.

Dave won the melon off last night. What a hoor a pissy boner he had.

by thebigheed June 13, 2007

Melonball-Tittyballs

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.

This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.

by aCrazySummerAfternoon December 3, 2010

Melon Head

Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.

Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.

by Molech March 30, 2013

Carnegie Mellon

One of the top universities in the US, famous for geeks, computers, and free-range robots.

I failed my SATs, but hey, we can't all go to Carnegie Mellon.

by your school sucks June 18, 2005

mellons

used in a stoner culture and is derived from the word mellow.

it means that someone agrees with what is being said, or thinks its a good idea or that it was awesome

Stoner 1: "I got so high yesterday and then ate the dankest chocolate chip cookies"

Stoner 2 replies: "Mellons, that sounds like a good time."

by nlamb March 8, 2010

Water melon crawl

When someone falls down and in an effort to "walk it off" and look like they didn't get hurt, they can only "crawl it off" because they have knocked the wind out of themselves..

Did you guys see Marty fall in the turn racing his dirt bike? He water melon crawled back across the track and almost got ran over.

by Drunkinskater December 13, 2010

melon lips

An African American slang term that describes their Gigantic lips

"Ma nigga you got some big o melon lips!"

by Context April 4, 2006