maths

the most brain-numbingly boring and gay subject ever to grace this planet.

who invented maths, i think they should burn forever in hell

by better than youuuuuu December 26, 2005

maths

Stands for
Massive
Anti
Telharsic
Heptiom
Septonum

Useful for many things, like working out angles, extracting the best time to enter into a conversation, and, if you can fly, plotting your trajectory to work.

Look around you.
Look around you.
Just, look around you.
Can you tell what we're looking for yet?
That's right, Maths.

by Thegreatnick March 16, 2005

Matisse

a blue whale the biggest whale in the ocean but also like a baluga whale with her huge brain tuma. CHOP THAT MEAT DENNIS

matisse how are the plankton

by Walahwooboo December 4, 2018

Mathies

An male from Ontario who has migrated to Whistler as a man child for a ski season....and never left.

A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.

Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists

Male 1: What a Pouff

by egginawhole!!!! November 10, 2011

Mathusha

She is a very caring and nice girl who lives her friends and family .she always loves to study and get amazing graded.she has a 2 very nice friends called ayah and leila.

"my friend is such a mathusha "

by By ayah December 16, 2018

Mathias

A cute person, very sweet, kind, loving, over all amazing

Woah, Mathias is soooo cute.

by Spearvo April 22, 2021

Mathias

Mathias (Mat/hi/as):"gift from God" and if anything is true that definition is. People often pronounce the "th" wrong, the "h" is silent. So he prefers to go by a nickname for example: Ty (thi) or Matt (Mat). Mathias is the most ambitious person, he doesn't believe in limits and doesn't like to be lowered to mediocre standards or expectations, his hunger to be the best in anything is incomparable. He picks up anything new quickly and he will have you gobsmacked with his range of abilities, he will do things that you do not expect and can easily entertain a crowd. Being the 'star' in the room doesn't always satisfy him and he takes time to sit back and remember the importance of rest, recovery and family time. He has a very good instinct, he has a good understanding of when something isn't right so you're always safe with him. Mathias will fight with everything if he believes in something, if he is made to feel ridiculed then he isn't afraid to have an argument, although he has this inner fire, his mind usually saves him from stepping out of line and he prefers to do the talking through action meaning he will act to prove somebody wrong with the many talents that he has. He is good or even elite at any sport if he wants to be and music runs through his veins so, when he puts his mind to it he creates projects that are influential enough to change the world and he knows that no matter who or how many people doubt him, he will be successful and one day, he will be the greatest.

Mathias is a cool ass nigga.
Trust me, you really need to meet Mathias.
Mathias will show you love like no other, his charm is unmatched.
You will not beat Mathias.
This Mathias dude don't quit.

by Yung Milli November 23, 2021