mater dei nativity

mater dei nativity is a sucky white kid school. 3/4 of the male teachers are perverts and boys pee on the floor and girls over flow toilets. the school is full of thots and douchebags and the lunch looks and tastes like shit. the walls are green and the lockers are just eww. as a student from that school i warm you to stay away.

person #1: what school do you go to?
person #2: mater dei nativity
person #1: oof

by peppapigismydaddy March 2, 2019

Material Karma

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff

Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(

by ChemyTheFunnyOne December 31, 2019

Materporn

Materporn is raw mountain sex with rock shuved up your arse

I just drunk a bottle of bad dog and did materporn

by Supahnibbah February 27, 2020

Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

material gworll

Material gworll is amazing and they probably need comfort and a therapist. saucy satana is also the owner of material gworll

omg he is such a material gworll

by TescoCup January 13, 2022

materboating

motorboating but with your friends(mates)
fun for groups!!!
try it with your gal pals today

ello barbara we’re avin a group wank and a good ol’ materboating. cum join us

by eat out to help out January 1, 2023

Makers FC

Makers FC is a 6-year-old football club, founded in October 2017. A club that has always been recognized for its simplistic yet classy white and light blue colors, first appearing in the first few seasons of their journey. The club has gone on to win many titles, including many silver and bronze divisions, a couple of gold titles, 3 EA Cups, and a No Rules Cup. It's one of the longest-running clubs of the FIFA franchise and has sadly retired as a club and organization as a whole from the football industry in the late months of 2022. Some of their more recognizable players were Chicken Cairns, Taylor Kingston, Puyol Puyol, and Whitacker between the sticks.

Makers FC are on a good run at the moment

by Kingston21 June 14, 2023