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Masterbaition

Something that you do with your friends at 12:00 in the morning together with your masterbaition group session.
Oh no our masterbaition group session was cancelled.
by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020
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Masturbayert

A small conical shaped structure similar to a tee-pee whose sole purpose is to accommodate the masturbating masses
We've got our grand opening of mount masturbation this weekend
So I've got to deck out (or is it dick out?) Our model masturbayert with vibrators dildos streaming laptops plenty of kleenex and fuck u futons for all the 'coming'guests!
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021
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masterbanter

The act of having clever, playful, or witty remarks with yourself.
Brian and Carol often enjoyed playful banter with eachother or with friends, but even when alone they enjoyed practicing their skills to become MASTERBANTERS
by Buggy babe July 8, 2021
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Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad
"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."
by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022
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Masterbank

A bank of photos you use to masterbate
Hey, did you see my masterbank
by Cactypacky February 4, 2022
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masterbatorinator

look at Craig Harding, such a masterbatorinator
by craig4120p April 8, 2022
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Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins
"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice
by thegayestnays.com November 7, 2022
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