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Mariah Carey

An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"
by ScreamyFrog November 8, 2020
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Mariah Jane

Mariah Jane a lil stinky but damn she loves Jace
by Fartmaster27 September 1, 2022
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Mariah Ann

1 idk 😭 smart ig
person 1: I need help with this math problem
person 2: Hold on let me call Mariah Ann.
by SKGoddess January 18, 2023
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Mariah

Mariah is very pretty. sum times slow, but really nice. she brings all the energy to the table.
Mariah likes you, you’re a very lucky man.
by Lyiatopertty November 21, 2023
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Mariah Carey

That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.
Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN
by Pe/nis December 8, 2022
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Mariah

A person who don't fight hard/ gets beats up easily

And somebody who lost all fights
by Lasergodrod October 2, 2023
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mariah white

A person who is very bored at often times. She love the office and hates annoying people. Also she cannot survive with our coffe and she wrote this.
by Mariah white February 24, 2019
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