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manbitch

The masculine form of a bitch. Specifically, a sexually attractive, and highly active, man, who does not give a f*ck anymore, and will be extra cruel to his boyfriends.
Todd likes to raise his boyfriends hopes up, sleep with them, and then dump them on the 2nd date (preferably in a very public and humiliating fashion). Todd is therefore a manbitch
by Amanduh68 November 10, 2006
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manitiala

The genitals of a man who has never cried , a macho man not a macho macho man.
The expression on her face changed drastically when he dropped trough and she was awed by the magnitude of his magnificent manitala.

Can you believe the manitiala on that guy, saying he could take out Chuck Norris, and Steven Segal at the same time.
by low low April 26, 2008
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Manitoba Punch

The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.
Chris really surprised me on our trip to Phoenix when he gave me the ol’ Manitoba Punch!
by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009
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manjibberish

There are numerous uses for this word, however it is most commonly used in the context described by Definition 1.

1. A feeble attempt to revert back to the old school manner of spelling words how we think they're pronounced, so that no concrete standard exists.
2. A peanut butter and banana sandwich.
3. A failed attempt at killing a squirrel. (See definition of squirrel.)
4. To idly chat while shivering. - The verb would be "To Manjibber"
5. An exotic drink concocted of three parts lemon juice and eighty-seven parts engine degreaser. Often served with a side of fried squirrel on top of a fruit platter.
Guy: Yo yo gangsterooo, what you sayin' playa?!?!
Girl: Yeshh, nthin' mann, abt u??
Guy: Why oh why can't you speak English, even for a second?
Girl: I em tkn nglshhh!
Guy: Oh just stop it! Enough of this Manjibberish! Life's hard enough as it is... Kids these days!
by #2gangsta February 19, 2010
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Manitora

"?Hola signor, donde esta vosotros manitora?"
by Elfonso April 8, 2010
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Manitarian

Lover of men; we don't munch carpet, it's not just about the sex, we appreciate all the finer points of the male species not just anatomy, we can hang with them, carry on intelligent conversations, dont need to steal their women, we're the last one standing at a party and make sure you get home, we appreciate the compliments and the banter, return the love equally or more than we receive, will take care of all your needs and will reward for being taken care of, never a disappointment in bed, love to initiate, not a penivore, not a Monica Lewinski fan, don't like terms like pole smoker or cock sucker, believe in marriage even if we are single, we are confident and know what we want.
The best woman to hang with at any party, event, or intimate evening is a manitarian. How to spot a manitarian: Don't worry, she already noticed you and you could not turn away.
by The Original Manitarian September 25, 2010
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Mansitizer

Hand Sanitizer for men.Not found in the kitchen. A hand sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer the moment 4 bros come together, take a small portion of the bottle in their hands, and smell the aroma together. Once the Hand Sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer, it must remain in the room it concieved this epic title. No other hand sanitizer shall be brought into the room until the mansitizer has been finished. When admitting a bro to a clique of bros, the initiation normally includes the inductuee taking some of the mansitizer and smelling it while shouting to his maximum potential.
Dude, don't over use the Mansitizer, for the sanitizing gods will smite thee!

The Mansitizer shall remain in the room, and shall never leave...especially to the kitchen.
by LaxMasterChad October 18, 2010
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