English Major 

A future English teacher.

Person 1: What major are you doing?
Person 2: I'm an English Major.
Person 1: I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher.

English Major by Godyr March 20, 2013

Major 

A giant hypocrite that will shit on you constantly but if you use his logic he says he doesn't understand

God stop being such a major

Major by Karateeeee Koiiii March 1, 2015

Major Lolage 

when somthing is too good to just be loled at and when it reaches the hight of lol it becomes major lolage it can also be used to describe an event

that video was major lolage!!

Major Lolage by Emma Haddow March 6, 2008

Majoobey 

Majoobey is everyone and everything, nothing can be a Majoobey, they just are

Hey Majoovey

Majoobey by Bushido April 25, 2003

Major Andre

Masterbating while auto erotic asphyxiating (hanging) yourself while spying another couple having sex.

While laying pipe with my girlfriend I saw my buddy doing a Major Andre while watching us from outside the window.

Major Andre by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008

majortude 

Major - fucking - attitude

She started yelling at me and had a real bad majortude

majortude by reallyeffinbored March 19, 2011

majola 

one who loves to party and brings good vibes

from South African slang "Jol" which means party

That guy Blessing, he is such a majola jol party animal

majola by Molly Devane September 19, 2013