Mahoosive

It just means really massive; The HOO in mahoosive is representative of the OOF noise when you're like WOAH.

My dad is 6 foot 5. My Daddy is about the same. Combined they'd be mahoosive, said Ling Ling Brown.

by Humdogg May 30, 2018

Mahoosive

Scottish term - Massive swollen tits, which cause discomfort whilst walking, running or sleeping. Often render the owner incapable of bra fastening. They have a positive side effect of of being able to send unusually inflated, pregnant like 'tit pics' to a partner.

Here you...... All that dirty talk has made ma tits mahoosive... Fancy a pic for you to throw some ropes over?

by Scunnert Pict August 10, 2018

Macho

Adjective to describe an unusually large nacho.

"Man, that is one macho nacho!"

by Ninjagirl22 July 24, 2017

Macookie

The cross between yeshm.. yesh... therefore mac... and cookie.. ilke mmm cookies

Hey MAcookie! hows it going!

by Rossaroo November 4, 2003

machoegotist

One who suffers from the terrible afflication known as machoegotism. Can also be used as an insult, meaning one who is a twat.

"That Paul is a complete machoegotist!"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

mahooffie

She has a bangin mahooffie!

Lemme have a look at your mahooffie enn!

by TinyRick!!! October 12, 2017

how big is your macbook?

how big is your penis?

Hey dude how big is your macbook? Mine is like a 17 inch.

by dankfooty January 15, 2011