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Kali Muscle

The biggest baddest ghetto gangsta comin straight out of Cali
Bruce: "yo you see that swole ass nigga?" Jerome: "Yeah, that's Kali Muscle. He on that Hyphy Mud"
by ImSoReal4Real February 15, 2015
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Love Muscle

A guy's penis most likely the most used muscle of a guys body
Kiersten : Hey baby why don't we go up to your office and work out your Love Muscle!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!
by SlopNChop April 26, 2017
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THE BEAVER MUSCLE

N.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.

It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.
After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.
by the_womb_ferret May 9, 2009
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hendrix muscle

A small protruding bulge of muscle between the thumb and pointer finger which develops on all great guitar players, most notably Jimi Hendrix, for which it was named. Non-guitar players do not exhibit any traces of this form of higher evolution, as its appearance can only be explained by countless hours devoted to the creation of rock and roll.
"What is that funny bump on your hand?"

"Oh, that is my hendrix muscle. It developed shortly after I nailed every metallica solo on the electric guitar."
by Dr. Jeffrey O'Brien April 20, 2008
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Adoptive muscle memory

the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once
Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber
by HeroesAbilities June 10, 2013
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litterbox muscle

The feline analogue to the toilet muscle -- that is, a cat's ass.
{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.
by Telephony June 14, 2014
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molson muscle

The boys are headin' down to the bar to work on their molson muscles.
by labatt March 27, 2004
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