Ya mum

The answer to everything in the whole wide world!

Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!

Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!

Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?

by BaybeeMegziieee--x January 9, 2008

ur/mum

neo pronouns of a closeted pan sexual and transgender man that may also be cringe some of they might go by mumself or mumit

example #1

“hey ur hru”
“hey it’s mums”
example #2

“i go by the pronouns ur/mum or mumself/mummit”
“oh so you like wearing furry cosplay and eat the droppings (poop) of ur dominant significant other

by factsman2629 August 17, 2021

mum drag

When your girlfriend had small children and she holds your hand crossing the road, dragging you with her, like she does with them

Was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she 'mum dragged' me across the road at the crossing - I'm 46!!

by RugbyChris February 6, 2017

Mum thumb

When someones mum wont let them do something, even though they are old enough to decide for themselves.

Overbearing, controlling mother.

Similar to being under your girlfriend/wifes thumb.(not cool)

"No way dude, Dave wants to get a tattoo and although he's 19, his mom wont let him"
"He's so under the Mum thumb!"

by nicko2 January 2, 2009

mum bum

a girl wit no ass, a saggy ass, or jus an ass that looks something like a 50 year old womans.

Steph shouldnt wear tight jeans because she has a mum bum and its discusting

by Sh@w_t@y June 28, 2006

ya mum

1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.

Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*

by PerfectPudding December 31, 2007

mums gay

Worst insult know to mad

Teacher: Jonny quite down
Jonny: mums gay
Teacher: “dies”

by Big mike44 May 7, 2018