When your girlfriend had small children and she holds your hand crossing the road, dragging you with her, like she does with them
Was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she 'mum dragged' me across the road at the crossing - I'm 46!!
by RugbyChris February 06, 2017
Lorne Jane wearing type A personality, Land Rover driving, opinionated mother of a child at Milton Public School. Usually flouncing around at the front gate expressing their inflated self worth and opinions and spreader of malicious gossip.
by notTrent900 December 13, 2014
The act of being overly nice and polite to the parents of friends/acquaintances, especially mothers, when you are in fact brash and filthy around your peers.
See also: dad spooner, granny grinder
See also: dad spooner, granny grinder
We needed to leave but Kevin was busy being a mum bummer and we got there ten minutes late.
I'm wasn't mum bumming, she was just asking me all these questions.
I'm wasn't mum bumming, she was just asking me all these questions.
by barkbat October 22, 2009
Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!
Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!
Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!
Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!
Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?
by BaybeeMegziieee--x December 24, 2007
by Sh@w_t@y June 28, 2006
by Big mike44 February 21, 2018
1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.
Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*
by PerfectPudding December 05, 2007