dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

Shit Mitts

To not wash your hands after wiping your ass.

I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!

by The Psychologist February 17, 2007

Emo Mitts

Glove like hand and arm coverings (With or without fingers) that cover the Emo wearers self mutilation acts, such as cutting and scars from said acts.

Kid 1: "Hey, Jane is wearing her emo mitts today. She must have done some serious damage to her arms last night."

OR

Doctor: "Ok Jane, take off those emo mitts and lets see the extent of your cutting."

by Alleymac February 12, 2009

a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013

Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.

John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.

by dim bulb June 2, 2009

Mitten State

a name referring to the state of Michigan due to its unique mitten shape

Michigan Mitten State

by MotoCrazed December 16, 2011

mitten drinnin

NYC Yiddish: In the middle of everything. A statement that has nothing to do with the subject at you're talking about.

mitten drinnin Trump talk about how smart he is?

by Murray Haldanish October 9, 2019