How someone might respond when the world is literally on fire, no one is coming to save us, and someone is dogged by a sense of further impending disaster as a global hope for the future shrivels up... but personally doing moderately ok at the moment.
by Opalescent September 12, 2022
Get the Millennial fine mug.Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
Get the Millennial Retirement Plan mug.Emma: HOW CAN YOU EVEN SOMETHING SO OFFENSIVE ABOUT THE OPPRESSED?!?
Me: Umm, I just said “I don’t think Chuck E. Cheese is as good as I remember it as a kid”. You’re being a skosh millenaldramatic.
Me: Umm, I just said “I don’t think Chuck E. Cheese is as good as I remember it as a kid”. You’re being a skosh millenaldramatic.
by Buchsy March 18, 2023
Get the millenaldramatic mug.Cora: That outfit is so slay!!
Lea: so slay???
Cora: Sorry oldie….. to millennialize that for you, That fit is on fleek!
Lea: so slay???
Cora: Sorry oldie….. to millennialize that for you, That fit is on fleek!
by AndyBoBandy98 August 5, 2023
Get the Millennialize mug.The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.
Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."
"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."
"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
by Ttess1 September 3, 2023
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Get the Millennial Aspirin mug.A perplexing subset of millennials caught in a generational identity crisis, embodying the worst of both worlds—combining the cringe-worthy humor and fashion choices of millennials with the close-mindedness of baby boomers.
Encountering a Millennial Boomer at the family dinner is like witnessing a time-traveling sermon on the dangers of modernity—complete with unsolicited life advice and a side of eye-rolling.
by ProfessorJizzler November 17, 2023
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