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vaginal midgets

Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.
"I fucking hate having vaginal midgets,I just lost my liver last week!"
by Nikmiesterman April 12, 2008
mugGet the vaginal midgetsmug.

midget slayer

one who's own phobia of midgets causes them to commit acts of violence toward little people sometimes resulting in death, paralysis, or erectile disfunction. midget slayers can be found hanging out at truckstops, casinos, carnivals, or other places where little people are common.
i once knew a midget slayer named chris who was sodomized so many times and ate the hearts of so many midgets that he now poops blood
by h0gan September 11, 2008
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Midget Shortstack

5 or more Indian Men, less than 4 feet tall, stacked on eachother, slathered with gravy or maple syrup
by Indian Man 565 March 19, 2019
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Crib midget

A baby or someone who resembles a baby due to them being extremely short. Can also be a someone who is very annoying and never stops.
by Runks February 2, 2008
mugGet the Crib midgetmug.

midget earmuffs

A synonym for boobs as used by Robert Lund in the song "99 Words for Boobs".

Also known as ta-tas, titties, orbs, frontal lobes, double lattes, siamese twins...etc.
by C Weiss March 29, 2008
mugGet the midget earmuffsmug.

midget fist

Wow those girls tits look like midget fists.
by earn7 March 31, 2009
mugGet the midget fistmug.

Midget Baby

Look at that midget baby.

You are being a fucking midget baby!
by Dan Rather December 13, 2008
mugGet the Midget Babymug.

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