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beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.
Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!
by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015
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big ole mess

a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.
Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.

Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.
by t i n o December 11, 2017
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what the mess

what the mess” a term used mostly by the man himself gavin nelson !! he uses it because he cant say WHAT THE FUCK and needs a solution to the pain without cursing...
by bigmassiveboi72 August 29, 2019
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Hot Mess

Contrary to the negative definitions. A Hot Mess is a person that can be a funny, whitted, not trend style dressed person. She/He can hold their humor even when in the worst/most awkward of circumstances just to make others laugh.

Meaning: They are just "somthin' else!" Crazy, whacky, odd, funn, out going, they could care less about what they look like to other people. The General Shit talkers attitude or no shit takers. Could be an atractive person, but to a Hot mess, who cares because they just don't care about impressions and looks ans long as it's a funny one.
(IM Conversation)
Punkin: Girl what you doing? Get Off here-lol!
Kel: Hows about I come over their and get on you!
Punkin: ROTFLMAO Girl You a Hot Mess!
Kel: I know. Hows work?
Punkin: Still stuck here.
Kel: 3 more mis and your work day is over. have a good night!
Punkin: You too girl.

Or

bro: Damn girl you lookin fine, why don't you hop in my ride and we'll go put some cavssia on ice.
Me: Bro you are out yo mind. I know what you diggin' your sliz nizzle in my tacizzle hommie. No can do! I've gotta man that keeps me satisfied 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week. I don't need nona dat creepin around my what what or you starin at my butt nut.
bro: lol Girl you a Hot mess.
Me: I know bro.
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Hot Mess

Someone who is more than hot. They're cute, sexy, fine, hot, adorable, gorgeous, lovable, awesome.

Not to be mistaken with an insult, there are various meanings to this phrase.
"Aww, you're such a hot mess!"
"I KNOW RIGHT!"
by TheHottestOfDemAll January 17, 2009
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negga mess

Hair that has not been combed or otherwise styled in any way and looks like hair that hasn't been washed in a month.
That guy really has some kinda negga mess!
by bagitbabe October 16, 2008
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funky mess

a description of a: situation, circustance, person, place, thing, that is inproperly conceived or executed. Typically some that has a "poor taste" quality about it.
Example: That girls hair is a funky mess. Description: a woman's hairstyle has been died many colors with perhaps pincurls in the back and a finger wave in the front.
by adrianne young September 29, 2006
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