mister softee

1. Jeffs Boyfriend
2.Petafile
3. Some who cant get hard

1. Jeff is getting some creme from Mister Softee tonight.
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on

by #36 HBreaks April 10, 2005

mistermoore

To completely destroy pride, arrogance, and or sheer ignorance; usually executed by placing a strong blow on the recipients lower jaw; can be earth shattering and cause injured pride; If you are mistermoore-ed then you usually come out looking like a pussy

The ignorant dick would not shut up on the golf course, so I mistermoored him

by obxsailin May 9, 2007

Mister Metokur

a gigachudbud that bully the Ralph (rage pig)and the destroyer of all *cough*cough*furrys AND ANHILATOR OF DEVIENTART FETTISHES

Mister Metokur is also called Jim,hes epic and roasts rage pigs and furrys

by Jimisepicandragepigbad October 3, 2022

Meisterbater

A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.

Christian is an accomplished Meisterbater!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Meester

An absolute slaughter of the word Mister. Usually used in an conjunction with a normal name; once used, nicknames ensue.

Person 1: Meester Robert! Over here!

Robert: FML

by Lord Benjamin Haha Volio June 4, 2010

Mistery

A definition of a short person usually a female. They have a different way of spelling their name. They are a fun person to be around and usually good at sports like cheerleading, gymnastics or acrobats. They have dark hair and bright eyes. They have a unique personality and know how to party. They can sometimes be stubborn but they are at the same time a good friend. They worry about others too much rather themselves. They are usually the girl every guy wants but is scared of being hurt.

Mistery is cute

by rahrah123456789 July 16, 2011

Shit Mister

A person who secretly sprays a light mist of diluted liquid shit on surfaces where human contact is inevitable, such as doorknobs, water tank levers, someone's keyboard or mouse, the car door handle, the faucet in a bathroom...

Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)

Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)

Late last night, I sprayed the doorknobs at work, and became, a Shit Mister.

by The original (shit mister) January 4, 2008