Matthew 

A very sexy dude that likes to floss his toes and has weird fetishes including hoes (the gardening tool) and bodypillows
but he is still very smart and likes to ski

this hoe is perfect for a Matthew

wow that guy has some nice toes. He must be Matthew
that guy is good at skiing, he must be a Matthew

Matthew by GeneralZ 1489 January 9, 2018

Matthew 

Person who has .009 inch dick were she can’t even see it so that’s that and he’s also short

“Man that guy is a real Matthew

Matthew by Ligmalifesballs August 28, 2018

Matthew 

A bitch who cries because Sheilia left him.

Damn Matthew is sad again

Matthew by Biggerwilly August 31, 2018

Matthew 

He’s cocky, creepy and is most likely to and frick your cousin despite their age or gender, he’s just a big dick

“Hey look Matthews chasing his dreams again trying to date your cousin!

Matthew by HK x Prime November 24, 2018

Matthew 

cool awsome cute

Matthew is awsome cool kid and very cute

Matthew by Matthew catalano May 27, 2019

Matthew 

If you ever meet a Matthew don’t let him go if you do you will never be able to get over him. He is very smart, cute, tall, and outgoing. He will protect from everything even if he’s just being overprotective he just doesn’t want to lose you. He will know when your feeling down and will make you feel better at all cost. He is a very funny person and is not afraid to be his self just don’t get jealous when he is hanging around other girls or his friends then he will break things off. Just let him have fun like he lets you have fun with your friends. But other than that he is a very kind and sweet person. Try not to lose him he is good person too have in your life.

I know you will never read this Matthew but I will always have a part of you in my heart. Every time I close my eyes I see all the memories of things we did when were together. I miss you..... :(

Matthew by Still a rat March 8, 2020

matthew 

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you fucking idiot!!! Why did you decline the invitation to you're own wedding?"

matthew by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021