Masturbatable

When someone is debatable to masturbate to.

Look at that girl over there, ya she is masturbatable

by Heteroflexible009 February 10, 2012

Masturbate March

The month where you a have to masturbate EVERYDAY. this goes for boys and girls

bro masturbate march is coming up soon!

by AfroHeadNiya November 2, 2019

[masturbait]

On a night out when a pretty female friend lures men over in the false pretence that they will be spending the night with her.
When in actual fact she brings them over to talk to you and your ugly mates.

Gill: oh man he is fit, should i go over and talk to him?
Louise: Nah sit there we'll uses our masturbait, Vikki to get him over here

by Elkie :) September 27, 2008

masturbate

What I do when thinking of J. Jordan.

He's my swarthy little Bolshevik Med, get your own!

by Emilia Fulci June 11, 2004

[Choke masturbate]

To use a device (i.e. rope or belt) to choke oneself while masturbating

Ricky from Dublin enjoys using belts to Choke masturbate with stolen cheese.

by rickythisiscoryposting March 31, 2009

masturbate

what a you doing looking up masturbate on urban dictonary go get a life

do not masturbate it is bad

by bob123456789009876543211234567 May 28, 2019

Masturbate

verb. screwing someone you love.

I love to masturbate

by thegeneral069 April 26, 2011