by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Used TO Scratch Lumps<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 1. The act of automatically assuming that a person is an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag, just because he's a white American Male. Closely associated with reverse-racism and general xenophobia, but is most often perpetuated by over-politically-correct "open-minded" white hipster girls with no marketable skills but a shitload of opinions from their community college elective courses.
2. The act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white American male's words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.
2. The act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white American male's words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.
1. A white amercian male, Upon approaching a group of average african-americans at the bar, "Hey gentleman, how are we tonight?"
Followed by the ubiquitous "MmmHmm" and other familiar dismissals.
"Ohhhhh....I get it, cause I'm white you assume I'm an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. That's kind of racist in itself, don't you think? you do know I went to public schools right? Don't douche-lump me."
2. A white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls "Hello, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?" or something to that effect.
Responded to with "eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist homophobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty ass elsewhere, we don't live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa...okay, okay, I get it...cause I don't wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. How about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn't cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist crap you read on your favorite blog this morning? Quit douche-lumping me."
3. White american male "That bartender cut me off, how gay is that?."
White hipster girl "oh my god you said gay, blah blah" sneers and ugly looks.
"Yeah yeah, it's 2015, not 1995, I know. Shut the fuck up, quit douche-lumping me."
Followed by the ubiquitous "MmmHmm" and other familiar dismissals.
"Ohhhhh....I get it, cause I'm white you assume I'm an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. That's kind of racist in itself, don't you think? you do know I went to public schools right? Don't douche-lump me."
2. A white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls "Hello, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?" or something to that effect.
Responded to with "eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist homophobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty ass elsewhere, we don't live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa...okay, okay, I get it...cause I don't wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. How about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn't cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist crap you read on your favorite blog this morning? Quit douche-lumping me."
3. White american male "That bartender cut me off, how gay is that?."
White hipster girl "oh my god you said gay, blah blah" sneers and ugly looks.
"Yeah yeah, it's 2015, not 1995, I know. Shut the fuck up, quit douche-lumping me."
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
Get the Douche-Lumpingmug. A bitch's puss when it hasnt been cleaned for atleast a month all of the sweat has accumulated towards the seem creating lumps!
by Rbomb04 May 17, 2016
Get the camel lumpsmug. Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"
Ben: "did she complain?"
Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"
Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"
Jones: "fo show"
Ben: "did she complain?"
Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"
Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"
Jones: "fo show"
by Pussy mags July 20, 2016
Get the Lump Summug. Man I really gotta lay off the dominos pizza because it’s adding up on this hurrumph lump and I’m angry! Stop looking at my hurrumph lump!
by HappyTrigger August 25, 2019
Get the hurrumph lumpmug. The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho
by FrightenedMudkip August 9, 2016
Get the take ya lumpsmug. To settle down, relax, and keep your mind off the problems of daily life. Often followed by such phrases as "maybe two or three"!
Calm down! Have a lump or two! Keep your mind off of politics for a while and think about the wonderful music we're about to hear!
by Seshie February 18, 2019
Get the have a lumpmug.