Lump

To fail to have sex with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection

"Yo Joe, did you hook up with Martine last night?"
"Yeah, but I lumped her, so she was pretty upset"

by phut31 April 03, 2016

Lumps

To inflict actual lumpage to someone's head and face

Bob needed "Lumps" for not paying me back.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

Lump

When a person is so lazy and cant get out of bed.

Woman- "What are you doing?"
Man-"Just laying around being lump"

by Eatmee February 12, 2021

Lump

insult: A idiot who thinks they are not gay but they are gay and when you tell them they are gay the say 'same'. they are hard of hearing and sometimes forgets how to speak english.

Sienna is a lump

by LEGO_BRICK3000 July 23, 2021

like it or lump it

another way of telling someone " (...) whether you like it or not (...)".

like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let spiel of the conscruption industry keep unfolding

by Sexydimma June 07, 2014

like it or lump it

another way of telling someone "whether you like it or not".

like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, at least in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let the conscruption industry spiel keep unfolding

by Sexydimma February 11, 2014

Tender Lump

A tender lump is when a boy has tender swollen nips.

John: OW BRO
Lance: What dude?
John: Bro you hit my tender lump
Lance: Dont call it that.

by TenderNips December 10, 2021