loser lunge 

When all players are aligned in a circle and they play footbag (hacky-sack), a loser lunge occurs when a player kicks the footbag into the middle, without a definite player as the target. What ensues is that one or more players will try to lunge for the hacky sack in the middle and usually miss. All the players that lunged for it and missed will have done a loser lunge.

Ryan is famous for his loser lunges.

Don't just kick the footbag randomly, or else it will go to the middle and someone will do a loser lunge.

loser lunge by Stephen Ting July 24, 2006

friendless loser 

me

I am a friendless loser

friendless loser by Russian Vesper January 13, 2018

WoW loser 

An individual who resorts to the online game, World of Warcraft, for social interaction. Normally a male, overweight, and generally unattractive, this person makes awkward sexual advances on anyone they catch wind of being a female in an effort to fulfill pathetic fantasies that they never dare in real life. Believing themselves to be witty with lame sarcastic humor, they unsuccessfully pose as someone of any sort of likability. In truth, their delusion of grandeur shields them from the truth in that they are in fact a huge tool. Usually a whiny bitch because of this delusion of grandeur, they believe they are owed something they clearly do not deserve. Eventually, this person will find themselves alone and wondering what happened with their life.

Sten is a WoW loser.

WoW loser by Tajackamo February 25, 2009

Loserfish

Loser or nerd in an upbeat, friendly fashion. An amicable term commonly used among friends to describe a person who undertakes an act of lameness.

1) Josh: The levels of dihydrogen monoxide in our drinking water have recently reached alarming levels.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

2) Noah: Hey Josh, its Friday night, do you want to come out with me and paint the town red along with some chicks we shall meet at the bar?

Josh: Nah, I don't feel like, I think I'll just stay home and read my new Encyclopedia of Nietzsche.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

Loserfish by (Jared), Josh, Noah and Sarah January 28, 2008

theist loser 

See RationalTruth

It's so ironic how Rational Truth calls himself "rational" and what he says the "truth," yet he spreads nothing but lies and misinformation about atheists and devotes his life to writing definitions of words on here that, in some way or the other, completely flame, insult, and trash atheists. Man, what a life :) He says that most atheists are "atheist losers" without even taking into account what a "theist loser" he is making out of himself.

theist loser by TheAntithesis to Stupidity July 4, 2016

Loser Friendly 

A term for a business establishment that allows people to smoke inside, like a bar in a state where that is still legal. This could also be a hotel that still has smoking rooms or a gas station or stop-and-rob mini mart where losers are allowed to light up. A loser friendly establishment smells like cigarettes, so normal people will not want to be in there.

That store is loser friendly, so let's go someplace else.

Loser Friendly by chuckybubbles November 22, 2011

loser dust 

The tiny particles of crud that are left on the bar, desk, or counter top when you are done checking "scratcher" lottery tickets. Named after the fact that most instant lottery tickets are losers, as are most people who count on them for a source of financial existance.

Angie wiped up the bar after Bob left.
Spilled beer, cigarette ashes, some loser dust, and 50 cents in change that wouldn't buy Bob another draft or scratcher. "fugging drunk loser asshole" she thought.

loser dust by OldFart77 November 24, 2007