A way of figuring out what is going to happen in any television show--particularly CSI--because of universal constants of things that just have to happen in the show (read examples). This isn't because of the episode itself, but because of the formula of the show. This includes game shows, dramas, sitcoms, anime and even video games.
"He can't be the bad guy, it's only five minutes into the episode!"
"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."
"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"
"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."
"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"
"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."
"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"
"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."
"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"
"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
by Ferriswheel31 November 29, 2012
Get the CSI Logicmug. Secretly an alt
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
Get the Simple Logicmug. Logical Esotericism, also Rational Esotericism, Logical Spiritualism, Rational Spiritualism, Logical Occultism or Rational Occultism, is a esoteric branch that advocates a logical/rational approach on esotericism, occultism and spiritualism, literally to what happens with Logical Supernaturalism, but focused on spirituality, esoterics and occultism instead of just supernaturality as logical supernaturalism does, logical esotericism and logical supernaturalism are considered to be, in practice, the same thing but with different focuses and goals. Logical esotericism also believes things related to esoterics and supernaturality should be treated as philosophical themes that should be discussed such as everything that exist in extraphysical/metaphysical level should also be considered on philosophical discussions.
"Logical Esotericism is an interesting apprach on esoteric themes, it might be really useful to adapt absurdism, existentialism, nihilism and several other philosophical currents and theories to esoterics and create their own esoteric versions. Futhermore, logical esotericism might be really useful to understand esoterics, supernaturality, spirituality and extraphysics as an extension and part of the existence as well."
by Full Monteirism April 3, 2021
Get the Logical Esotericismmug. Logic which is stereotypical of a female. A decision/act which isn't backed by substantial reasoning, and is purely a consequence of feeling/intuition.
Jake: Shoot! Rachael said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.
Mike: Typical ovarian logic.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.
Mike: Typical ovarian logic.
by Internet Human August 11, 2018
Get the Ovarian Logicmug. Making the best out of an F-d up situation.
Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.
An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.
An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.
Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.
Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.
Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.
Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.
Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.
Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.
Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.
Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.
Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018
Get the Forest Logicmug. Gaz: I don’t like drinking in the day coz it might make me look green
Ben: mate that makes no sense, such Gaz logic
Ben: mate that makes no sense, such Gaz logic
by Jez clarkson October 8, 2021
Get the Gaz logicmug. Logic that doesn't exactly make sense to normal people, but it makes sense because Lylah said it.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.
Lylah: You're gay because I said so.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.
by TheBestPersonEverToExist June 30, 2022
Get the Lylah Logicmug.