A.M. logic

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.

*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.

by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010

cum logic

Girl who always swallows shall not be required to clean up future unintended spills.

This is cum logic.

"You've been paying it forward by swallowing, so cum logic absolves you from cleanup this time"

by cumLogician October 30, 2011

Haley logic

Haley logic is a series of thought process consisting of pure crackheadery. It has a minimum of .1% accuracy and is confusing as hell.

Person 1:“Imagine if trees could walk”?

Person 2: tf kinda Haley logic u using😂

by I.think.itz.fine October 22, 2019

Anti-Logic

Anti-Logic is basically someone that has to do with something illogical, such as superstition, pseudoscience, and the Karen's reason for snapping at an employee.

Carl says that water has feelings. What a bunch of anti-logic!

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.

She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.

by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018

diego logic

A bunch of random words strewn together to sound logical used in order to prove a point. Diego logic may also consist of just saying something along the lines of: "Because I feel like it..."

person1: Why are you throwing rocks at orphans?
Person2: Because I want to.
person1: Oh, Diego Logic.

by Diegoooooooo October 25, 2013

Galenic Logic

Arguing a point to someone who is disagreeing with you yet not holding an opinion one way or the other and usually lacking the intelligence to argue in the first place.

Yeah and his galenic logic isn't helping

by Fnangu_Skxawng February 26, 2011