ball-lickin' good

kfc adverts would have you believe that their food is "finger-lickin' good", but many people disagree, and find this particular brand of fried bird entrails to be somewhat unpleasant - hence tarnishing the positivity of the phrase.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.

"fried fake fast-food chicken may be finger-lickin' good, but a proper roast is ball-lickin' good"

by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004

lock in

The largely illegal state of a bar or pub during the period of time after last call, during which the bar is locked to all incoming would-be patrons such tha bar employees and a select group of friends can sit around and drink without all the annoying cash-paying customers bugging them.

this guy kinda blew her off, so she was all like "i need to croosh someone NOW," drags me down the sidewalk and five minutes later we're in a lock in with 5 guys

by Landau December 7, 2006

penguin lookin motherfucker

1. Insult for a person wearing a business suit or tuxedo (because a penguin's black and white colouring vaguely resembles a person in a suit).

2. Insult for a Linux user (because the mascot of Linux is Tux the penguin.

1. Yo penguin lookin motherfucker think you better dan us boyz frum da 'hood?

2. Damn those penguin lookin motherfuckers and their Evolution mail client! Why can't they use Outlook like normal people?

by vastheman February 18, 2009

Looking London, Talking Tokyo

Suffering from the medical condition of Strabismus ie. Squint-eyed, Cross-eyed, or most evocative of all Cock-eyed.

His peripheral vision must be fantastic - he's Looking London, Talking Tokyo!

by Wordoc December 2, 2013

sorry looking motherfucker

One that looks sorry but is a motherfucker.
A person that you feel sorry for but is a motherfucker.

Look at Angle he looks like he got ass-raped and beaten up, that sorry looking motherfucker.

by Pancha May 15, 2007

GOOD LOOKIN OUT

Something you say to someone when they do something beneficial by thinking ahead.

"Ay, if dey cars are faster than ours?"

"Don worry...I did cut their brakes."

"GOOD LOOKIN OUT."

by Joshiro007 February 18, 2003

Locin

Gettin ready for a mo'fuckin drive by

i see them niggaz get loced up

by Locc4 Life March 21, 2005