llamas cock

pink dress
fat girl asshole
long erected penis
swear word
fat sweaty ballsack in fat girls face

i put my llamas cock all over.
that is a hot llamas cock.

by the wisdom October 24, 2008

Ugly Llama

The opposite of a Sexy Llama: An ugly, stupid person.

Oh my God! He's such an Ugly Llama.

by None ya business June 24, 2005

Mama Llama

A reaction to something that doesn't require a reaction, a filler word, a way of texting someone back when it is unnecessary.

"So the date you have to be there is tomorrow"
"Mama Llama".

by lauka May 4, 2009

llama drama

Pre-bedtime drama carried out by a toddler or preschooler who is seeking any and all excuses to stay awake. Inspired by the children's bedtime story "Llama Llama Red Pajama".

I can't watch American Idol right now - Madison won't go to sleep. It's llama drama time.

by aspeth_ January 28, 2012

Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

Suddenly, llamas.

Because it's better than suddenly, potatoes.

It's meant to be used when people ramble on and on about nothing, esp. on facebook, kind of like TLDR. but I use it just for the hell of it. Llamas are pretty damn awesome.

*Steve and Bob arguing on facebook*

Bob: Well you're just a...wibgfijmicu himhcrthpihriijvgtbhnjngfghjsksihfoiuiuomhcgughcoiuoehgouhmgvhmyureohgyuwrehygrheeogvmoiureheogmrceuohehwogueiguiohfoiurejfi....dumbass!

Steve: Suddenly, llamas.

Bob: I hate you.

by Alie rawr March 2, 2011

llama fool

the lowest of the lows

that nasty girl is a llama fool!

by Ernie MacMillian May 13, 2005