Wet lettuce

A retard like a lettuce but this time there wet and more of a retard

Hey Amelia there a wet lettuce I’ve there oh wait it’s u

by Finn2232 March 10, 2018

lettuce

a substance that squirts from a tube like a caulk gun, such as sealer, glue, or, of course, caulk.

put a squirt of lettuce on that drawer to keep it stuck together

by ubernostrum June 15, 2004

dutch lettuce

When one shoves lettuce drenched in a concoction of dog shit and three types of hot sauce in anothers ass, while a man dressed as mario fucks ones drain pipe while blowing a midget dressed as an ompanlompa and smells like arm pitts while waluigi fucks your mouth.

hey dude i was fucking this kid last nite and he asked for a dutch lettuce

by heievfj February 6, 2017

damp lettuce

A female equivalent of "having a waz."

"I'm just off to damp me lettuce"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

Stupid Lettuce

To have a brain fart, do something utterly stupid. Almost considered a *blonde moment*, for those non-blondies.

(Really means Stupid Lauri)

Lost my mind again, along with my keys...i'm such a STUPID LETTUCE.

(Hand Gesture can be included for FULL effect.) I jest...

by Lauri October 30, 2003

Lettuce Olive & Peas

The "fruit & veges" way of saying "Let us all live in peace"!

I wish upper management would back off and "Lettuce Olive & Peas".

by Cat Blackbone May 31, 2018

Beep beep lettuce

This saying is originally from a rather obscure meme that includes Max and Ruby. At the end of the comic, Max exclaims "BEEP BEEP LETTUCE" in response to a question Ruby asks.

Essentially, Beep beep lettuce can be used as an interjection whenever one feels it's appropriate or just want to mess around with whoever they are with.

Person 1: Just grab me the Ragu from the stock room, ok Jimmy?

Jimmy: BEEP BEEP LETTUCE

Person 1: ...

by serialspongedesecrator September 15, 2017