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epic losers

The phrase originally came from www.EpicLosers.com meaning the lowest form of the Loser you can think off, sometimes it is compared to Epic Fail. The blog itself posts Collection of Epic Fail, Pownd, Owned, LOLDogs and LOLCats Pictures and Videos.
Why are this epic losers even trying?
Look that this epic losers!
by Alex Fail April 25, 2009
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laser

1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.

2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.
1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.
by iz. April 17, 2006
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laser lock

Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.
(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!
by pentozali November 4, 2007
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laser whore

some one who, despite of inefficiencies, uses the spartan laser in Halo 3 for EVERYTHING, and is a total newb
damn that laser whore, i can't get to him
by Army Man Hascall October 11, 2008
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laserfuck

When you shoot someone in the eye with a laser pointer.
"you just got laserfucked"

"That guy tried to laserfuck the president and got killed by the secret service"
by isaidyo February 11, 2014
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Losers

by Alehundoe Hunchoe January 17, 2017
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laser gun

The futuristic version of a regular gun.
Person 1: "I have a gun."
Person 2: "well I have a laser gun."
(person 1 runs away)
by Dubiks August 25, 2018
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